I wish I were kidding. And I wish it were for reasons other than I had to move it to find something that went flying under the bed when I dropped it. And I wish that something was more exciting to report than it actually is.

When I moved the bed, one of the legs fell off the frame.  And despite my (completely absent) mechanical ability and engineering genius, I can’t fix the leg even though I can see what went wrong.  I can’t lift the frame for starters. And so that leaves me with 3 legs holding the springs and mattress up and one corner failing.  My mattress now moves like a teeter totter.  So, I’m sleeping on the couch from now until later.

It is definitely at times like this that you need your partner. ;-))