Cutting edge old master art

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I posted about Cellini’s Perseus here a couple of days ago. Ms. Medusa should never have messed with Mr. Perseus if she wanted to keep her gorgeous head attached to her beautiful body.

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Spending the better part of a day yesterday admiring the fabulous collection at the Uffizi Gallery, I couldn’t help but notice how often heads seemed to be rolling.  Or prepared to be rolling.  Could no one find a better way to solve a problem than beheading?  With a sharp edge?

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Poor adolescent Isaac in this painting.  His dad, Abraham, was willing to cut off his head to please his god. If you know the story, you know that at the lost possible moment an angel showed up and talked Abraham back from the ledge.

Yikes! Stay away from cutting edges if you inhabit the historical world.  It is a very dangerous place!

And don’t even get me started on David and Goliath! I’ll be at the Bargello in coming days and I promise I’ll be discussing that theme and Donatello after that.

Prepare yourselves.

This might get bloody.

Ha ha.  Never.

Ouch!!

Do not mess with Perseus.

He doesn’t play.

And he is not only out for blood, but he’ll take your head right along with it.

Who:  Benvenuto Cellini

What: Perseus with the Head of Medusa

When: c. 1545

Where: Loggia dei Lanzi, Piazza della Signoria, Florence

Why: Because he wanted to.  Ha ha.  Kidding.  His patron commissioned it.

Wickedly, hatefully, mercilessly and brutally expressed. Undeniably gorgeous.

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Some people (too many, alas; there, I said it!) come to Florence for the gelato.

Not me.

I come for the wicked beauty.   The wickeder, the better.  The more beautiful, even beyond wicked. And unquestionably better.

Ghiberti’s “Gates of Heaven” currently look like doors to a bank!

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The Florence Baptistery is currently enveloped in a gray shrouding of some sort.  This friendly detective, at your service, is on the case and will update you when information becomes available.

Seriously, are they cleaning it under the shroud or is the monument wrapped up to keep it warm for the winter?

I’ll get back to you on that!

UPDATE: According to my local anonymous sources: the shroud covers the scaffolding which was erected so the monument can be cleaned and shined up to match the shining Duomo, since they are more or less a matched set.

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In the meantime, this is how the doors that Michelangelo called “the gates of paradise” look today.  You can’t tell if these tourists are lining up to look at the art or queing up to draw money from the ATM.  Oh, wait a minute, no one ques in Italy, so it must be the art!

Carrara, where Michelangelo quarried his marble

The Italian Renaissance would have looked completely differently if these quarries of pure white marble had not been located in Tuscany, not far from Florence.  Thanks, Carrara!

Update 11/06/14: read this dire report on Carrara before watching the cool video below:

Carrara swamped, red alert in 8 regions, Rome schools to close

Lambs drowned, crops ruined, families plucked from roofs

(ANSA) – Rome, November 5 – Strong winds battered Rome Wednesday, bringing down trees and snarling traffic, while heavy rains with more to come triggered severe weather alerts in the Italian capital and across much of the country.
Up to 110 mm of rain was forecast through Thursday in Rome where a red alert – the highest on the civil-protection scale – was issued, leading to ramped-up preparations for weather woes.
Authorities ordered school closures for Thursday in the city and province of Rome, including such nearby communities as Fiumicino, as well as in parts of Tuscany and as far south as Calabria.
Red alerts were also issued regions stretching from the Veneto to Umbria, Lazio and Sicily.
Two people were injured in Naples where they were hit Wednesday morning by broken tree branches and lambs were reported drowned on farms in Tuscany, swept away as heavy rains pounded central and northern regions.
In Tuscany and Liguria, boats and helicopters were used to rescue dozens trapped in their homes by flood waters and evacuations were ordered in the coastal regions.
Heavy rainfall also forced evacuations in the province of La Spezia, and triggered new fears for the region around the port city of Genoa where one person was killed and millions of euros’ worth of damage was caused by heavy flooding last month.
At least 40 people were evacuated from a Genoa-area building, as rains threatened the stability of its walls.
In the Tuscan city of Carrara, north of Florence, a worker was rescued after he was feared killed when an embankment collapsed after the rain-swollen Carrione River burst its banks and flooded parts of the city. Schools in the area were closed and families evacuated from their homes, with some clambering onto their roofs to get above the flood waters, civil protection authorities said.
Tuscany Governor Enrico Rossi said he would declare a state of emergency for the region.
The area is particularly sensitive to vicious weather because of its history of flooding that has caused several deaths in both Carrara and nearby Massa in the past 12 years.
Venice was hit by acqua alta, or high water, which rose by as much as 115 cm above sea level, forcing locals and tourists to don rubber boots in order to wade through streets as about 15% of the lagoon city was flooded, including iconic St Mark’s Square.
Alerts were issued as far north as Piedmont while in Lombardy, the Po river rose more than two meters in 24 hours and rains increased levels of the Adda river and Lake Maggiore by midday Wednesday.