I’ve never been able to decide, so I call a tie.
But since I’m in Italy at the moment, let’s have a quick look so far:
I’ve had a pretty rough week aside from the heat. Becoming an expatriate is a lot harder than I thought and I am weary and worn.
Part of my dilemma last night was: do I want to let the quiet unmoving still hot air into my apartment with the risk of bats I’ve noticed flying around the treetops? I opted not and went to bed with no bats and sweltered through the night. Tonight I think I’ll be inviting the bats in, on the condition they bring some cooler air.
On the plus side, I went to the coffee lab near Via Roma today and had the most perfect cappuchino known to man. It was a marvel and I should have taken pictures, but there is no picture than can give you a guage of foamy perfection and roasted coffee happiness. It is such a shame because if there were these things, life would be even fuller.
Maybe if the weather turns my way I can get back up on the horse. Lord knows there are many equestrian monuments throughout Torino, so I can have my choice of steeds but then I’ll probably get arrested.
Like maybe I could climb up on this one? 
I think I could get up there. Can you see it now? Ha ha!
And then, I get a daily dose of shit from my landlord about how much internet I use. is just the start.
Just keepin it real people. Life isn’t a cabaret alle questo momento.
Have you spent any time fretting about what is to become of the famed Italian passamanerie now that we are living in the 21st century?
No, you haven’t?
You mean it’s just me?
Well, regardless, I am undeterred and I’ve got great news for all lovers of a good trim shop everywhere.
As spotted today, Italian artisans have obviously regrouped and adapted their designs for the modern connoisseur. And not a moment too soon if you ask me!
As clothing has become more deconstructed so, it turns out, has cutting edge trim!
Take these modern twists on linen drapery fabric available by the meter. In one sample, not only are various shades of chartreuse loosely stitched in various widths to the linen, but the very trendy color of gray is also to be found sewn onto a background of beige linen. In a third design, 4 warm shades of terracotta are stitched to the linen, followed again by a row of hot chartreuse. All three applications are very pretty and feel quite modern.
Also, not to be left in the dust bin, are updated tassels. What, you might have been worrying, can be done to modernize the traditional tassel?
Well, not to worry, because as it turns out, just by reducing the number of hues contained in a tassel and then simplifying the knot, a modernized profile is achieved. And then, as if to offset the simplicity of the knot, how about adding a ceramic button decorated with a graphic sun design in simple black and white?
Done! You’ve got yourself a modern tassel! And you thought tassels were so 20th century!
Another modern approach to the tassel is to keep the knot a simple monochromatic creation.
It turns out that a slate gray is all that is needed to produce a solid yet lovely tassel, topped by a smooth knot of a contrasting tan color. Add a squat disk covered in the same gray as the tassel and top it with yet another elongated yet smaller hit of tan, attached the braided gray cord, and voila! you’ve got yourself a thoroughly modern tassel! Just what you have been waiting for!
You could then throw a rectangular pillow, decorated with profiles of 20th-century apothecary artifacts, mainly in black and white but with an occasional understated hit of color, onto your sofa or divan and you have a tres chic, and very modern, salon!
I know for a fact that I wouldn’t have survived the current heat wave without iced coffee. It’s iced coffee, all day long.
What I didn’t know until today is that some barristas here add a shot of alcohol to the mixture. I wondered why I felt so good after consuming this lovely light brown beverage! Cin cin!
I’m on the far left, on the ground floor, nicely tucked in behind a (magnolia?) tall tree with waxy leaves. I love it! My place is elegant and far enough off the boulevard it faces to be completely quiet. Interesting trivia: the small courtyard behind my apartment is a favorite spot for birds to hang. They chirp and cheep all day long. I know now what it means to go to bed with the birds, because they hush up about 9 pm. And are back at their chirping when the sun comes up. I’ve been able to ignore their sound by turning up my fan. In time, I won’t notice them. Who knew I’d be living in an Italian aviary!
There’s no place like it!
In fact, Italy can be a real pain in the ass. Growing pains. In a couple weeks I’ll be fine. For now, my landlord has me on a low-budget usage of internet. That doesn’t sound awful until you start to realize just how dependent we all are on the internet.
Want to know why the major park in Torino is named Valentino? Google it,…oh wait, work that into tomorrows calories (allowance of online time).
Want to know a good restaurant in my neighborhood? Yelp it,…oh wait.
Want to Facetime loved ones back home, oh right…
Want to stream a video in the heat of the day? Oh yeah,…darn it!
Try using less than 30 mins of internet a day and let me know your secret!
But other than that, Italy is a bowl of cherries!
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